Observeering

Driving erratically from the result of looking around too much.

Observeering results in crossing the yellow line or going into the ditch.

by Design diva July 21, 2012

morbidly obese

Very fat, having over 57 chins and/or ripples.

Holy jankers, that sheman is morbidly obese.

by Bobo November 11, 2003

intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

obese beast

An overweight beast that has crossed the threshold between general fatness and obesity. Monstrous appetites, disproportionate dimensions, and a craving for twinkies are all typical characteristics of obese beasts. Mobility is often restricted in these animals and resort to rolling as a form of transportation.

Eric: John stop feeding my already overweight dog
John: Why? It isn't _that_ fat!
Eric: Are you kidding!? It is such an obese beast!

by dark2k1 March 10, 2008

gay morbidly obese

A gay man who is overweight to the extent that society would consider him a little chubby, but the gay community would consider him morbidly obese. See also gay fat.

Tom: Scott has gotten HUGE. He must weigh 190 pounds.
Tim: You comin' correct. He's gone right past gay fat to gay morbidly obese.
Tom: I know that's right, girlfriend!

by MaxNAustin April 24, 2008

Obese Head

Person with a head that is exetremly large and shaped, with hair to match, like a pineapple.

Ross Innes the crazy cowboy from cumbernauld has an Obese Head. Ross innes is known as "Head Zeppelin" by his friend and suffers from the rare condition known as "Swollen Head Syndrome".

by Rooster Bob April 21, 2009

obsessed ex boyfriend

a lonely loser creep who writes definitions on urban dictionary to vent about a woman who left him. Makes it look like he dumped her when the truth is she left him a long time ago after she realized what a broke bum he was. Has now developed a sick obsession and cant let go of the fact she dosent want him anymore. This guy thinks he was in a relationship with this person but the truth is it was nothing at all and she felt sorry for him.

Never befriend a pathetic loser, he'll start thinking your his 'girlfriend' and become an ''obsessed ex boyfriend''
She never loved you, get it through your thick head.
Stop wastin your time and move on

by Madhatters November 28, 2006