omeni

bad ass bitch

Bro you're such an omeni

by FilthyAnimal69 May 28, 2020

owain osmond

owain osmond is a another word for an annoying little niglet who touches kids

no owain osmond dont grope me

by noncey niggas June 15, 2017

Donny Osmond Special

When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.

Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.

"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"

by Greasy_Phillip December 8, 2009

ostentatiously

Pretentious, demanding.

Bill ostentatiously fucked Monica.

by werwertwgg432 January 16, 2005

Osmond

Osmonds come in all different sizes but all act the same. And all have one thing in common a Big Dick. Most don't know it because Osmonds are always modest about it. They never talk about when people bring it up.

Osmond your jokes are dumb
Most people don't know this but Osmonds dick is big

by im sleep January 7, 2017

ostentatious

Bold, extravagant, flashy- adjective

The clothing of 16th and 17th century Europe was very ostentatious- bell-shaped farthingales, layers of thick, elaborate fabric, and long, poofy sleeves.

by parisologyperson May 25, 2008

Osmond

A joke that originally has the intention of being humorous, but often results in an epic fail and immense embarrasment to the 'comic'.

O_oBoi: The prize isn’t one chocolate, it's... ... ... TWO!!!1!

1337Boi: ...That’s such an Osmond thing to say -_-

by Wrath of the Starfish August 1, 2009