upsie rubsie oopsie

When a sexy bitch rubs her thicc ass up and down your face and farts.

Horny Guy: Ohhhhh yeahhh, rub it up and down my face!
Girl: *Rubs it up and down his face and farts*
No longer a horny guy: Wtf? I didn't pay yo stanky ass to give me an upsie rubsie oopsie

by Fighting_Remnant February 24, 2020

Opiem

Very Popular Graffiti Artist originally from North Hollywood,CA Now resides in the Sacramento area. Very known for carving on mirrors and putting up stickers and sticking to the freight trains. there isnt anywhere you cant go without seeing his moniker in a bathroom or on the Union Pacific trains

Hey man opiem is killing reno right now

by mrsplding July 17, 2010

oopsies

a very repetitive mistake that gradually gets worse when a person is under a lot of stress.

* plays guitar riff and ruins end* OOPSIES NUMBER 2039857205978!!!!

by Mr.oopsies March 12, 2011

oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad

Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.

by Kirby® June 19, 2007

oopsie

when u think u have to fart but then u shit

On the first day of kindergarten Katie was soo nervous that she was on the her way to school and she thought she had to fart but she had an oopsie.

by Jesse March 30, 2004

oopsie poopsie

an exclamation made by legendary people when they realise that they have made a mistake. making a genuine mistake is a rare occasion for sayers of oopsie poopsie, therefore it is often used by these people sarcastically because they are hilarious. synonyms include mistake and gosh darn.

teacher: come here, katherine.
katherine: ok mom.

(blushes)

i mean, miss.
frank: lolllll katherine just made a big phat oopsie poopsie..

by nonamesarefree January 30, 2019

oopsie poopsie

Over zealous sex that leads to an accidental poopchute insertion. The poopchute hurts, the peen is shit-stained...its a bad situation.

Lee got so hot and bothered we had an "oopsie poopsie", and then she continuted on to have diahrea all over the bed.

by simples666 November 21, 2010