nuke 

a spliff with only tobacco at the beginning, the rest being purely marijuana.

Hey Einstein, how's that nuke comin?

nuke by AdventrureCrew June 3, 2010

nuke 

To turn off an electrical appliance or device (esp. Computers or Tv's) by cutting its power; either by pulling the plug out of the socket or flipping the switch, instead of following standard procudure (running Shutdown, pushing the power button). Nuking can happen accidentally or deliberatly.

Oops, i just nuked my PC

Dude! you just nuked the TV! Turn it on turn it on!!

nuke by John Pope April 20, 2006

nuke 

verb.
In either a sequel or patch to an existing video game, this term is used to describe when the game developers weaken a skill, class, attack, character, item, or any other game element (ab)used by players in an attempt to balance the game, to the point of rendering said elements useless.

1. What the fuck?! Sonic is WAY too fast in Brawl. They seriously need to nuke that shit.

2. Great...They nuked the most popular armor in the game. Now I have to find a way to get rid of all this junk sitting in my shop.

3. SOE nuked Star Wars Galaxies in 2005 by getting rid of the most brilliant skill advancement system ever created and turning it into a point-and-click shoot-em-up game.

4. Valve nuked the Scout in the Source version of Counter-Strike. It was SO much better in 1.6.

nuke by Sahrakk August 9, 2008

Nuke 

To use the microwave

Hungry person: why is this food so cold?

Server: I could nuke it for you, if you want it heated up.

Hungry person: Yes man, Nuke that food, i like my food hot.

Server: okay man, i will nuke it.

Nuke by no.data February 27, 2009

Nuke 

To cook something in a microwave oven. "Neuked" to have been cooked in the microwave. Neuking-the act of being cooked in the microwave.(Note the spelling change when the word becomes a verb or adjective)
Derived from the common belief that Microwaves were like Neuclear Power and had supernatural properties that could bring Frozen meals to life in a matter of seconds.

Nuke me that frozen curry.

Nuke by Lindsey MacDonald March 12, 2007

nuke 

To nuke someone is to get revenge on them by finding something so awful and embarrassing and disgusting about them and sharing it with gossipy girls and watching the damage ensue!

Markie was a little bitch and stole a girl from me just becaues I bought her candy, so I sent out a nuke on that retarded bastard and it worked. he won't get to rape any drunk freshmen anymore

nuke by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

Nuke 

Verb.

Drive-by Vandalism, usually preformed with a semi or fully automatic paintball gun.

Timmy Smith pissed a lot of people off. So it wasn't really a suprise when his house got nuked with several thousand neon orange .68 paintballs.

Nuke by Johnny Pseudonym December 28, 2005