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Nude Book

A pornographic magazine typically with photographic images of naked ladies found new on the top shelf of newsagents managed by broad minded retailers or found second hand in waste ground. Phrase was mostly used by teenage boys in 1980s when speaking of said genre of magazine or also be used as a term to chastise their friends. The term is of Glaswegian origin and perhaps used exclusively in Scotland.
Hey you, ya nude book, what time is detention?
Hey geeza shot of that nude book that you found doon the park!
by Gholfer January 11, 2012
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nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.
Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!
by TheTruth_ March 12, 2014
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Nude Punin

Female not wearing underwear (poo-nin)
Hey, Danelle, it's so hot I'm nude punin; who needs underwear on a day like this?
by Free balling July 26, 2019
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Nut nudge

When your dog is so happy to see you it buries its head in your crotch and pushes its snout up against your nuts.
Me: Man, when I come home from work my dog is so happy to see me he just goes crazy!
Friend: Yeah, mine too, he gets so excited he just has to give me a nut nudge.
by Ned Hendershot September 19, 2016
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Video Game Nude Mod

What every horny 12 year old that doesn't know what Pornhub searches on youtube when they wanna flick their bean.
Horny 12 Year old: *types Video Game Nude Mod into the Youtube search*

Horny 12 Year old: Omg this Skyrim Sex mod is so hot!
by ShoddyVariety March 26, 2020
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Send a Cripple Nudes Day

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day
by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020
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fudge nudger

someone who takes it up the bum eg. hetrosexual couples
your sucha fudge nudger
a fudge nudger
by Nat Cock June 27, 2007
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