Penis

The only thing that all men are vain about.

Michael measures his penis every week and posts the results on his website. Of course, he adds five inches when he posts them.

by Fork You December 09, 2004

Peni

Referring to multiple penises, typically used in the place of 'dicks'.

Philosopher: "It is little known that the hydra also had three peni, but that's enough about me."

by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016

Penis

Justin bieber's favorite food

Jb you sure ate that penis real good

by Penis/pussy lover February 21, 2016

Penis

The best.

I love penis!

by Simonisbirk235 February 10, 2019

penis

ur no no part.

Hey peter the pedo don't touch my big long penis

by LolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDL February 10, 2021

peni

plural of penis

i have like 20 artificial peni (dildos) in my bag

by bigbazzascott December 10, 2022

penis

a penis is what a trangender has and what someone with no bitchs dosn't have

yo mom how did u give birth to me when u have a penis

by bigboyondrugs March 25, 2022