girlfriend

something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole
where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy
by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 18, 2009
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Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.
Exaples: something you dont have

Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft
Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft
by @seb_memes_ October 24, 2016
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girlfriend

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that
by towel401 October 04, 2004
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A girlfriend

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.
by TheAuthenticRay April 05, 2021
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Girlfriend

Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.
Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?

Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.

Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 30, 2009
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1: Someone you go out with or hang around cause you want to kiss and have sex with. 2: a girl that is your friend.
Ex1: I just made love to my girlfriend. Ex2: I tell my girlfriend my problems.
by sage thunder April 24, 2010
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not girlfriend

When a guy has a female friend whom he buys things for, takes out on dates, drives places, etc, yet the girl insists she is not his girlfriend (and, of course, does not put out).
If a guy takes a girl to a fancy dinner for her birthday (just the two of them), gets her a pricy gift, and is told how great a friend he is: She's his not girlfriend.
by Mr Dee December 20, 2007
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