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Nonce

'Nonce' Is how you define the pervy little paedophiles out their with their little slimy penises out waiting to pounce out of their bush onto an unsuspecting child. Support the No Noncesense movement by liking this video "No Noncesense by CallumsCorner"
Sam- "There's that disgusting fucking Nonce over their I heard he dragged Jeremy's daughter Into a bush Lets go Curb the cunt"

Dave- "But Sam, That Is Jeremy"
by MentalScraps December 3, 2018
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A person who is very good at the game "apex legends"
Jeffery is a nonce he carried our squad
by alexis mode August 29, 2022
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a UK slang term for sex criminals, commonly misconceived to be for pedophiles only but is actually a very broad term and can range from coercing someone of age into sex once to the sexual assault of hundreds of children
person 1: did you hear john is a nonce?

person 2: no way!

person 1: i saw him at some girls house with his head hung low and flowers and a card, so what else could it be
by nonceryurbdiction May 2, 2022
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A person who likes children in a sexual way.
You are a fucking nonce for raping a 5 year old through his arsehole.
by Char SIo Bao November 3, 2022
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A nonce is a pedophile it’s used as an insult and it is when an older person does stuff to the younger one
Man: hey children

Children: YOUR A NONCE !!
Man: come and get in my white van and I’ll show u my puppy

Children : ok but are u a pedophile
Man: no I’m not but I like little children touching me sexually
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A British slang for pedophile. Sometimes people use as a joke and call their friend this way.
You're a bloody nonce, Carl!
Oh shut the hell up!!
by Kate420 February 15, 2020
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A pedophile of biblical proportions, and is almost proud of it.
"That Viking fellow that looks like a leaf? He's an utter nonce"
by NonceHater911 August 3, 2019
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