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Network nudity

Posting a ton of pictures online with your shirt off.
Jeffry shows off his muscles with network nudity.
by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017
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Constipated Network

A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.
I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.
by Just_D_in_aus August 18, 2009
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Cartoon Network

A channel that airs all animated shows. The shows during the day are all meant for children, and, as stated before, consist mainly of hacked up anime. However, starting at eleven, airs adult swim. The greatest mix of comedy and anime on television today.
"Dude, did you see Family Guy last night?"
"Hell yeah man, that's some funny stuff."
by Your Mom July 26, 2004
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cartoon network

A TV channel which hosts cartoons 24/7. During the last few years, it's gained some controversy for taking away some popular shows (such as Dexter's Laboratory and Samurai Jack) and replacing them with what many people believe to be "unimaginitive pieces of crap". However, they still host some really good shows such as "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends", "Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy" and "Teen Titans".

Also, while children and young teens can enjoy cartoons playing through the day aimed at them, a feature called "Adult Swim" plays through the night, with many mature shows for, yep, adults.

I think Cartoon Network will continue to thrive, but can it improve, find its way back to people and erase some controversy?
Guy 1: Cartoon Network's quality's starting to drop, don't you think?
Guy 2: At least we've got Foster's Home
by DudeWhosJustABitNuts August 5, 2006
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Cartoon Network

A cartoon channel that only shows half of an anime series, repeats it 50 times, and replaces it with fucking reruns of "A Pup Named Scooby Doo".
Fuck Cartoon Network. I'm gonna go bootleg all my favorite anime shows instead.
by AYB May 8, 2003
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Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.
Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.
by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005
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home shopping network

Peg Bundy's favorite place to shop.
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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