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Golden Neti Pot

The act of urinating into one's nostril so that the urine comes out of the other nostril and/or mouth.
"I gave Susan a golden neti pot last night."
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Neti Pot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nostril and his semen shoots out of her other nostril.
Roger executed the perfect Neti Pot on Heidi, which almost caused her to weep jizz.
by King Deucey December 17, 2008
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Neti

-verb

1. to flush mucus out of one's sinuses, typically with a saline fluid and a neti pot.
My cold was so intense that I had to neti every morning before class for 2 weeks.
by muchavo January 4, 2010
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Netopath

An Internet Sociopath - Netopath.

A Sociopath (Socialised Psychopath) uses the internet to pursue their psychologically dangerous behaviour, often across multiple internet venues.

A Netopath is not just a Troll and should not be confused with one. Trolls are disruptive whilst a Netopath appears none disruptive and seeks to control either an individual or group.

The hallmarks of the Netopath are Contemptuous, Self Approving, Authoritarian, Secretive, Paranoid, Avoid being in trouble with the law, Conventional appearance, seek to control and enslave so others act for them, Exercises despotic control, Have an emotional need to justify their conduct, seek out and create willing victims, Are Incapable of real human attachment, do not feel remorse or guilt, are extremely narcissistic and grandiose.

Many instances of Internet Bullying and Harassment are caused by a Netopath - and where there is Group Bullying or Mobbing there is invariably a Netopath at the centre using others as lieutenants to be the Public Face of the Netopath and to allow The Netopath to act as a puppet master and manipulate others so that the Netopath has the least obvious profile within The Group.

A Netopath may be anonymous or very public in who they are - and a Public Netopath is the most dangerous.

Once a Netopath is identified the will often seek revenge for their public unmasking - and they will bear grudges indefinitely and may remain dangerous and seeking revenge for many years.
That nutjob is attacking me on net venue A, B, C, D... and they just won't stop. Is she a Netopath?

I keep asking this Troll to explain their views, and they keep changing the subject and a coming out with more rubbish. Are they a Netopath?

I've just had another email from The Netopath linking to their latest attack on another net forum. I wish they would stop harassing me!

This mobbing is getting out of hand. I can't post anything on the net without it being attacked by the lunatics - and then one gang member makes out they are being nice to me. Is that the Netopath in the charge of the mob?
by PoliticalCripple January 16, 2010
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netorare

literally means "cuckold" and shortened as NTR is a hentai genre where in a heroine will be introduced as having a significant other, which may be a husband, a boyfriend, or even a partner in a BST affair. The story will then show the aforementioned heroine being intimate with another man thus provoking jealousy in the audience by proxy.
He likes to read netorare hentai and roleplay it with his girlfriend.
by 009aVid May 18, 2012
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Netiquette

n. What is considered proper manners regarding any and all content found on the internet
Bob: Dude, my uncle keeps asking questions about you because you wrote on my facebook wall

Ted: Wow, he needs to learn proper netiquette
by chettheninja June 3, 2010
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neroism

Neroism defines the age after post-modernism. The Emperor Nero was said to play music whilst Rome burned. We selfishly consume the earth's resources for our ease and pleasure whilst it heats up. It's the cultural equivalent of the politicians' short-termism.
Off on a world tour? I see you've joined the age of Neroism.
by Johndesign October 25, 2006
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