Near Miss Porn Stomach

That intense sick feeling you get when you are pulling your meat and you hear the front door close and you scramble to disconnect from 'up my arse' dot com as quickly as you can whilst pulling up your trousers and wiping jizz off the keyboard

Fuck me...I was waxing the dolphin yesterday when my Grandad came home early from the day centre....I had near miss porn stomach for fucking hours afterwards

by Rifleman59 May 5, 2010

negar

A hot chick with a fine body. people cant resist the booty on a negar. negar also falls under the category for a fun friend. she calls herself a princes?? or most beautiful girl.. at the most part is true :P

I have a negar as a friend

by coreywadden December 19, 2004

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

near sex experience

When a virgin got his/her partner's pants off but you couldn't make it to the sex because of some unfortunate event like erectile disfunction or the girls menstrual cycle or some emergency at work or home.

Alan have you even had sex? Alan: No but i've had a near sex experience.

by AJ18 May 14, 2014

Nefario

A revenge seeking man who was once a very scrawny kitchen boy. He misses his dear love very much. His best friend is kind of an imbicile. Nefario enjoys cooking and coming up with master plans to steal the realm from the king. All he really wants is to find his love again. You are in for a real treat if you are friends with this guy...Nefario.

Nefario sent a message to the king.
"I miss my dear Nefario."
Nefario seeks revenge.

by The stories of Scheherazade August 21, 2017

Neariah

A girl who have smiles as shiny as the sun and eyes as beautiful as the moon. She is very easy to be with, with her friendly character and her lame jokes that would make you burst. Being with her would make life more enjoyable and satisfying.

Why don't you marry a neariah if you want to be happy?

by Nokma June 8, 2021

Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.

Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)

by anonymous December 13, 2020