Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

o`neal

A beatiful average man,always trying hard for a wife or so!

-what about o`neals,s latest draft?
-Gosh!!
-Yeah?!
-He has told us another occurance of a success.

by bad,good? September 26, 2019

Demi and Neal

1. Cute couple
2. Amazing together
3. The present tense of being sexy or beautiful

"Wow look at them they are so demi and neal!"

by Yourassisgrass December 21, 2008

hot neal

The act of deficating in ones sister in laws socks and beating her chickens with them

She pissed me off so much i just had to give her a hot neal

by Kshsibsjshd July 22, 2017

Neal Mohan

YouTube's new CEO. Let's pray that he does a better job than Susan Wazowski...

person: susan is bad
neal mohan: i have arrive

by nike kicks February 17, 2023

dirty neal

taking a shit playing with it going up and down in your ass, while masturbating at the same time

We were waiting for him and he was doing a dirty Neal.

by Snake eyes June 05, 2014

Neal JP

Da sexiiest MoFo ive ever seen in my life lol i dun think i have as much fun wit ne as i do wit u i love you so f*ckin much xox

Neal is a hottie n i dun kno ne1 that would not wanna f*ck him all nite long!

by ur SeXiI LiL wHiTe GrL 4 LiFe...carly ;-) December 12, 2003