Cheeky Nandos

A MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PART 1: in the following paragraphs I will try to explain this British term to the best of my ability and knowledge. There is a whole cultural background that you need to know about before you can finally understand the term 'cheeky Nandos' completely. Let's start by talking about Nandos. As you might already be aware Nandos is a portuguese themed restaurant that sells chicken. The chicken comes in different spicy flavours with 'lemon and herbs' being the least spicy of all. Relatively speaking Nandos is a nice affordable restaurant in the UK which is very popular among young people. It is the next best thing after all your normal big known brands such as McDonalds (Also known as Macccers, which sort of rhymes with suckers) and KFC and all the fast food chains. In comparison, Nandos is much more fancy, as it a 'proper' restaurant. It is therefore common for young people to take their dates to Nandos, if they are really fancy the girl and thinks it's worth it. Generally speaking, Nandos is very famous amongst working class families for weekend dining and amongst working class youngsters for special events. Nandos has been running in the UK for quite some years already, so it is very well known. So now you understand more or less how deeply Nandos has influenced British culture.

Let's have a cheeky Nandos coz we're having too much fun!

by TheBanternator May 14, 2015

Nandos

"Portuguese" Restaurant that cant even spell its main dish. Its Piri Piri not Peri Peri...
They serve things that they dont even know exist.
Although it is a very nice restaurant and I the food is great they need to improve on their Portuguese-ness.

One lunch time at Nandos:
Customer: Can I have a Galao please?
Waitress: A what?
Customer: A Galao.. its on the menu right infront of you.
Waitress: Oh right erm yea ok.

10 minutes later

Waitress comes over to table with the drink: Heres your Galileo!

by .A.J. March 4, 2007

nanomanaging

Like micromanaging, only more intrusive, specifically 10^3 times worse.

I wish my boss would stop nanomanaging everything I do. I can't even get a bathroom break in.

by Smackerz321 January 22, 2009

Nando

When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.

Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead
Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando

by Nilay Patel October 6, 2018

Nando

A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.

Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri.
Chris: Where'd my bike go?
Nando: Thuglife!
Chris: NEGGED!

by PatCU September 29, 2013

nanomanage

an intensifier of micromanage

"Is there any other part of this process you'd like to nanomanage?"

by Treborsca January 16, 2008

Nando Nava

Nando short for Fernando is a young man from Michoacán Mexico, he has olive skin, dark silky hair, beautiful deep brown eyes an the sexiest accent. Nando is a great friend and an even better lover. Nando is trustworthy, extremely handsome, helpful, intelligent and attentive. Nando will never steal from you, talk bad behind your back or intentionally hurt you although he can be known to be a heartbreaker. His presence is addicting and girls go crazy when he leaves. In his pants is where all the pretty girls wanna be. Whenever your feeling down Nando can put a smile on your face.

“ Id walk a thousand miles right now just to see Nando Nava, he’s the only one I want...why won’t he answer my calls?”

by BrittanyKrystine March 25, 2021