Skip to main content

Nesnej

Referring to a drunk or generally goofy Jensen Ackles.
That wasn’t Jensen at the con, that was Nesnej.
by All wooo al December 22, 2020
mugGet the Nesnej mug.

Nessa

a girl with a kind heart and a beautiful face, with soft features and pretty lips, and the most gorgeous eyes, a girl who can make anyone laugh within seconds and brings joy to everyone around her, loved by all. pretty pretty girl that makes everyone smile and lights up the room she walks into. Most adorable and breathtakingly stunning girl anyone has ever seen
“Omg is that nessa!!”

“Yes that’s nessa she’s the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my entire life, I love everything about her and I absolutely adore her”
by Iloveyounessa January 2, 2023
mugGet the Nessa mug.
Related Words
NESSN Nessness ness nessa nessie Nessy Nesan nessed Nessia nessler

Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
mugGet the Crapstack Nessie mug.

messy nessy

When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!
by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017
mugGet the messy nessy mug.

Mommy Nessa

a female with too much ass fam and a large portion of breast
Mommy Nessa got a fat butt hiei tried to eat it
by Shahj928 May 14, 2021
mugGet the Mommy Nessa mug.

Better Loch Ness Time

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then
by OpelKadetja+KajBajer October 21, 2022
mugGet the Better Loch Ness Time mug.

Jerry-ness

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
mugGet the Jerry-ness mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email