Nerps

Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.

She had chewy nerps.

by Judster October 10, 2004

Nerpin

It is what you call your nipples when they get hard.

Friend: dude, your nipples are hard.
Me: how about that, I'm nerpin.

by Dizymay_93 November 26, 2009

Nerpes

When you have herpes on or around the nipple region.

Ew, I was about to go down on Sandy when I realized that she had Nerpes!

by The Red Ranger May 2, 2006

Nerpster

Combination of a nerd and a hipster.

Did that guy just reference a certain nerdy movie like it should be common knowledge? He's acting like a total nerpster.

by Haustoria July 29, 2011

Nerph

A gender generic term for either a nieces or nephew. The plural - Nerphs - incorporates many nieces and/or nephews at the same time.

Look at this picture of my cute little nerph!

I have 8 nerphs, 3 nephews and 5 nieces.

by WiSeAcE September 16, 2010

nerpal

A boob without a nipple

I saw my girlfriend nude and I notice her boobs were nerpal.

by Thespian_94 January 25, 2014

Nerpies

The resulting burning red rash when you use Nair on your genitals

"I wanted to be smooth as a baby's ass down there but the Nair gave me Nerpies"

by NocturnalNight June 13, 2019