by R0_gUE September 07, 2018
take a pregnant woman, sew her vagina closed,beat her until she is no longer fat,whatever substance comes out the vag is the rich substance of 'mung'
by mugwump99 April 20, 2008
You and a buddy find a pregant woman either alive or dead. While the "faceman" lays down with his face firmly planted in the woman's crotch, the "jumpman" jumps off of a ladder in a canon-ball style and lands directly on her stomach. The impact should force different vagina and pregnant fluids out of the the vagina and into the face of the "faceman," with the ultimate goal being to eject the fetus from the woman as well. It is recommended that the "faceman" wear a poncho and some protective goggles. Two "jumpmen" may be needed for larger women.
This chick from Finland said she liked to mung, so my buddy jumped off of a ladder and I took a fetus square in the forehead.
by The Captain Mung May 13, 2005
Mung is now available in your local corner bar! Ask for it by name... and if they don't know what you're talking about, feel free to educate them on how to serve up a fresh mungshot:
1. Locate drainage hose connected to the underside of the "catch plate" beneath the beer taps.
2. Disconnect the end of the hose that feeds into the waste pipe (the other end).
3. Hold disconnected end of hose over a shotglass, and pour 1.5 oz of your least favorite liquor directly into the beer drain.
4. Serve when shotglass is full.
1. Locate drainage hose connected to the underside of the "catch plate" beneath the beer taps.
2. Disconnect the end of the hose that feeds into the waste pipe (the other end).
3. Hold disconnected end of hose over a shotglass, and pour 1.5 oz of your least favorite liquor directly into the beer drain.
4. Serve when shotglass is full.
HOBSON: I say, Boddington, this shot certainly doesn't taste like the good old mung we're used to.
BODDINGTON: Indeed, but it sure as hell beats having to dig up a corpse to get a good drink.
OTHER GUY IN BAR: Cheers to that, mate!
HOBSON: No one's asking you, fuckface!
OTHER GUY IN BAR: What did you just call me?
BODDINGTON: Hobson, don't waste your bloody time on this bloke.
HOBSON: Aye... let's go huff some horse farts.
BODDINGTON: Brilliant!
BODDINGTON: Indeed, but it sure as hell beats having to dig up a corpse to get a good drink.
OTHER GUY IN BAR: Cheers to that, mate!
HOBSON: No one's asking you, fuckface!
OTHER GUY IN BAR: What did you just call me?
BODDINGTON: Hobson, don't waste your bloody time on this bloke.
HOBSON: Aye... let's go huff some horse farts.
BODDINGTON: Brilliant!
by King Mung June 21, 2006
by Nathan Karaulov January 24, 2017
\Mung\·ing, n. Hind. m?ng. (Bot.)
1. When a mother bird eats the green gram (Phaseolus Mungo), and regurgitates them to her babies, to feed them.
2. Something kids made up to make everybody go "ewww!" and tell their friends at parties.
1. When a mother bird eats the green gram (Phaseolus Mungo), and regurgitates them to her babies, to feed them.
2. Something kids made up to make everybody go "ewww!" and tell their friends at parties.
1. And here, you can see the mother bird "munging", as to provide supplements to her babies, who are simply too young to feed themselves.
2. I'll be munging your mother, and mungling her too.
2. I'll be munging your mother, and mungling her too.
by Camera J November 17, 2005
Plural form of mung. The term used for a substance that cannot be defined, such as the crap that forms in the corners of one's mouth.
What is that shit on the floor? It looks like mung-mung.
I was going to kiss her, but she had mung on her mouth. So I threw up on her face.
I was going to kiss her, but she had mung on her mouth. So I threw up on her face.
by John Brandon April 11, 2004