Muffdrank

A drink in which the contents include Skoll vodka, Tropicana orange twister, ice, and dryer sheets that have accidentially been blown out of the muff(a tube with dryer sheets to mask weed smoke smell)and into the drink without the drinker's knowledge. He then proceeds to drink from that cup all night untill he realizes his drink tastes funny. The drinker pulls out the sheets and proceeds to put them back into the muff and continue use of said muff. We then mock the drinker of the Muffdrank untill he becomes depressed, loses all friends, and begins a life of crime that eventually leads to prison.

It is not a Muffdrank unless drank the night of Cinco De Mayo. And you must listen to a specific background music from Mario Tennis 64 while drinking the Muffdrank.

Are those Muff sheets??? Damn, Starr's drinking a Muffdrank!

by Emac1212 March 28, 2009

miffed it

You fucked up, typically causing damage of property. Generally resulting in ridicule from close friends.

My sister totaled her car, she miffed it.

by sotsirh October 9, 2016

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

collegiate muffdiver

A pseudo-les, always young and middle-class.

Best if she is actually going to college, but the term applies to any young, middle-class female who is just passing thru the lesbian experience.

Extra points if she angles for reactions from straight men. This classic c-m-d puts tongue to pussy for the thrill of telling her boy acquaintances.

Eventually the boys lose interest, so the c-m-d starts supplying actual pussy. She has moved on in life.

"She said 'my girlfriend' five times in a thirty-word sentence. Oy, dot's a collegiate muffdiver!"

by C. T. May May 11, 2010

Muffdodger

Any man or woman who refuses a job or responsibility given to them by a woman by sexist objection.

I'm not working for some woman.

You are such a muffdodger.

by shyluck November 18, 2009

miffed off

Upset, to the point of anger.
A combination of the terms "pissed off" and "miffed". Alternate spelling: mift off.

The pretty young lady was miffed off after her boyfriend sent her on a pointless trip to the grocery store (in a driving rainstorm, no less) to buy some wheat germ.

by Webster's New Brooklyn Dictionary September 17, 2004

muffdruff

Dandruff from the female pubic region.

Whoa - you need to get down with the Head & Shoulders to treat that muffdruff!

by Duffstar July 14, 2005