Mudbutt

The act of slathering one’s chocolate icing donut onto the asshole of your partner and then licking it clean

P1: What did you do this weekend Brecky?
Brecky: I found this random guy on Bender who came over and gave me Mudbutt.
P1: OMG Brecky!, what’s Mudbutt?
Brecky: It’s when he smears a chocolate iced donut down your shit box and then licks it clean
*For the Boston Hot Box a Boston Crème donut is substituted

by Adamantly Atomic November 11, 2022

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Mudbutt

When a person ends up needing to wipe their butt again after time has elapsed since their last poop. Normally this occurs for one or more of several reasons being, bad wiping technique, thick and sticky poop consistency, and hot/humid weather conditions.

I was rushed out of the bathroom while pooping at work earlier today and now I have mudbutt.

by Phil Fernandez January 18, 2023

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Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018

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Solution mudbutt

Solution mudbutt- a method of using an unverifiable illness, muddbutt, that can claimed as a way to use paid sick time to take care of personal business or get out of something you don’t want to do.

Why aren’t they here today? They called and said they were sick and weren’t going to be able to make it. Whatever, that’s solution mudbutt. They had court today and didn’t want anybody to know so they chose solution mudbutt.

by Smithsonian October 18, 2019

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