muddy fucked

The act of having sex through the anus with a great chance of getting fecal matter on the penis of the male doing the insertion.

I {muddy fucked} that girl until she pooped on me.

by Jon311 October 30, 2013

Muddy Butt

When one takes a poop. And doesn't wipe well enough. And when they sweat in their butt crack. It creates mud in there butt.

Dude, I need to go to the bathroom. I got a bad case of the Muddy Butt

by acerz2able August 27, 2016

Mumday

Mumday is when lay in your house wrapped up like a mummy in blankets all day with no responsibilities.

Do you know what today is? It's Mumday!!

by imsofancier January 2, 2017

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 8, 2017

Mujay

A lit dabber

Mujay is such a lit dabber she dabs every day bro!

by litman777 May 13, 2018

Muddy Mogul

The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).

To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"

by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005

Mudasir

The one who is perfect in all ways, but may not be the kindest or nicest person. A person who is capable of anything if they ever try it. Someone who is as powerful as a group of 100 men.

I think this persons future will be a Mudasir one.

by #Perfection November 2, 2018