morbid curiosity

When curiosity and common sense collide: Enquiring further about a subject when you know you really don't want to know the answer

"You would not believe what we did last night in the bedroom"
"I really don't want to know, but morbid curiosity has got the better of me..."

by J-Cutter November 14, 2007

morbock

A morbock is an individual with an extremely large penis. A morbock penis tends to be 14 inches long and has a girth approximately 3.14 inches in diameter. Morbocks tend to be local celebrities and women often flock to them. Morbocks are so popular among women, scientists believe that in future generations, all males will be morbocks due to the morbock's ability to inseminate so many women.

Some guy nailed my wife last week, but I understood when I found out he was a morbock. Who can blame the lucky woman!

by hottestwomenalive June 12, 2010

Moby Dick's Dick

A dick of a dick is a dick of course. Except for when you can fuck all 7 seas simultaneously... it is the most "BRUTE-iful" thing imaginable. Some people say they have been cured of serious ailments and diseases from even blessing the family supper with mention of this monstrous pecker... one person reported having given cancer... "CANCER". But to the average non-blubber Hunter... they would never know... anal rippage at such a degree.

Father: Son, I want you to know that I love you and I want you to take care of the family if I don't return... you are 17 and you are almost ready to take care of the family and everything we have...

Son: But my father please don't go...

Father: My boy it is my time to face Moby Dick's dick!!!!

by ADDT-JACE February 8, 2015

Morbidly Online

Someone who is constantly online and engages all day every day on the internet and has fits of rage, very typically having no jobs.

Deshaun "I love this game, this game is the best, I have 500 accounts because I play it all day every day since I no job to work at and I'm only 29."

Tony "Wow, this guy is morbidly online, what a sad life."

by nice990 October 20, 2022

morbid

sick, disturbing.
Violence, blood, death and the like.

Happy Tree Friends is very morbid

by Oldie April 4, 2005

Morbo

Morbo - noun

1. Short for Morbidly Obese.
Refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
And possibly the well being of those around them.

2. An Alien from the cartoon series Futurama created by Matt Groening.
He is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
He is a news reporter and works with a woman called Linda, who he refers to as human female

1.
A: Look at that fat cunt over there...
B: God damn, that's a Morbo, never mind fat.
A: Better call in that Air Strike...

2.
Morbo: Morbo DEMANDS an answer to the following question:
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
Would you SEIZE AND CONSUME IT?!

Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS, PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!

Morbo: I will DESTROY you!

All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo

by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

morbo

In Spanish slang, sex appeal, particularly when referring to a shady type

Me dan morbo los macarras
I feel attracted to hoodlums

Vi a Eduardo Noriega en Tesis.¡Qué morbo tiene el tío!
I saw Eduardo Noriega in Tesis. How attractive he is!

by fonsucu February 1, 2009