muppers

1.A child over 200 lbs.

2.A strange way to say maybe.

1.My handsom boy just turned 4. He is muppers.

2.Are you a virgin? Muppers.

by BandS January 1, 2007

mipper

M.I.P. or a minor in posession

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh you guys, the cops came to this party I was at and we all got M.I.P's."

Friend 2: "Oh no! I can't believe you got a mipper. Now you have to go to court and pay $200!"

by Alligatorsaurus May 30, 2006

moppet

A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

"If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas"

by Chisanth November 10, 2006

Mepper

A recluse creature with the body of a squirrel, the beak of a duck, and the crest of a lion. Native to Jacksonville, NC. Has been known to travel in packs and forage in the dumpsters of local hotel chains. Valued for their rare pelts the mepper is on the verge of extinction and should be regarded as extremely dangerous.

The Mepper ate my baby........

by VirgilD September 15, 2010

Moperi

The crime of exposing yourself to a blind person.

Justin "mung" DeWitt was arrested today for moperi at the old folks home.

by jmungnasty January 2, 2012

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

mopery

"indecent exposure in the presence of a blind person of the same sex" is mopery

person 1:(walks into dads home naked) "DAAAD IM HOME!"
person 1's dad:"Is that you son?"<walks into wall because he is blind> is an example of mopery

by (KILGORETROUT)Vonnegut Rileya March 28, 2009