Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021

Moisturbating

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

by Becca!!!! December 18, 2008

Moist not want not

If a lady isn't wet she might not want to fuck.

Girl A: He keeps busting out the lube... I guess I'm not that into him"
Girl B: "Moist not want not"

by DJ horrible August 11, 2009

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

Moist Pussy

When you slide a girls panties off and the juices from her pussy are gushing out. Making the pussy moist

Yo nigga, I was with this one bitch, that Was moist pussy

by Champapi123 April 20, 2017

moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom

"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"

by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015