moof

Use it in the same context as moose, although with the added bonus of sounding acceptable in affection too.
Holy shit, that moof is always pissed.

Ah, poor moof... is there anything you can do without getting hurt?
by dj_monged August 17, 2004
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moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.
Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.
by shakdiesel November 17, 2005
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Moof Gang

The act of blocking your face with your hand from a picture that someone tries to take of you.
"MOOF GANG" Dan shouted as he blocked the picture with his hand
by THAT SNEAK September 17, 2018
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Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.
She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!
by namllrn April 27, 2004
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moof

A silly short canadian who's more trouble than she's worth.
Margot is a marauding muffin miscreant moof
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moof diving

The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.
Danny went moof diving last night, eh?
by nspa4568 October 09, 2008
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Anti Moof

An association of extremely sexy non moofy people including The Rider, The Nugster, The Chicken Connoisseur, The Jeojook and The Grunter.
The Anti Moofters are group of highly respected English men.
by Anti-Moof co leader May 22, 2021
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