minister of cuddles

One who is drunk at a bar with a group of people and randomly disapears to the bathroom. Thus returning, the person will have a "hello my name is" sticker which says "minister of cuddles" which came from the bathroom. Typically this person has no memory of how this got on the person. No memory of how it got there or knows why they have the sticker there. After this point peopletypically will bug them returning from the bathroomand talk about the name tag for the next. 6 weeks.

Hey, we're did jared go. .. not sure. ... Oh there he is. He' went to the bathroom and now is a minister of cuddles.

by the cannoli April 19, 2013

minister of war

To have to consult you partner, Wife, Spouse about something that you know could possibly end up in a argument.

Also referred to as Minister of Finance

Person 1: Hey bro, Wanna come out to the pub tonight .
Person 2: Sure! I just have to check with the Minister of War first.

by MACKCOMM May 30, 2016

Minism

Maximum score with minimum effort on a daily basis.

Minism - powered by knowledge, talent, and charisma.

I never saw him studying and he still one of the best in our class. What is the secret?
- Minism.

by Brand Making Machine October 29, 2019

Old manisms

As one gets older, small things start slowly popping up. Such as the transition from board shorts to elastic waist shorts. Or jeans to sweat pants etc. Typically old manisms start in the early 40s.

Man, my old manisms have started. I fell asleep to a western this afternnon.

by Ivan barrister December 27, 2020

House the Manister Man

Also known as "Ben Harrison" a corrupt businessman best known for his Real Estate company with former co-owner, Jonas Micah Abernathy III. He is a direct relative of Benjamin Harrison (the 23rd President of the United States)

House the Manister Man sends his regards to your family.

by John Autismo August 29, 2022

miniskirt

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!

by Smeego February 2, 2005

monist

A wet shaver of the utmost self importance whose inability to follow simple rules and whose lack of gentlemanly attitude and restraint leads to an eventual banning.

Man!! When I tried to skirt the rules I got monisted!

by Whitetree February 23, 2014