momma's girl

a girl that is tight with her mom

I wish I was a momma's girl.

by that Queeen May 12, 2017

joe momma

A round-about way of saying "your momma."
Often used in online games such as SOCOM or Battlefield to cleverly say "your momma" as a 'clever' username.

Practical example: "Joe Momma sures likes to wrestle!"

Gaming example: "Mr. Noob was fragged by JoE MoMMa with AK-74s"

by Alex January 21, 2004

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

yo momma jokes

Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.

If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.

Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.

Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"

Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.

by Magaritavile July 7, 2006

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

baby momma

The mother of one's child. The connotation is that mother and father do not and never did have any relationship beyond being sex partners. Contrast: ex-wife, ex-girlfriend.

"I thought I was getting a fuck buddy, but I ended up with a baby momma."

by Dorothy November 21, 2004

Momageddon

an apocolyptic , end of the world catastrophic reaction by mom when she discovers you have done something innapropriate/against her wishes.

Characterized by screaming to the top of her lungs, can occasionally become physically punishing. A REALLY pissed off mom.

It was momageddon at my house last night when she found out I skipped school to go to the beach.

by nuttin2say September 2, 2011