Modificationitis

Modifcation + itis = modificationitis:
Modificationitis is a disease mostly found in car tuners. The virus can have severe trauma on the infected person financial situation. People who dump hundreds and thousands of dollars into there car to set them apart from other are classified with this disease.

Cashier: You just brought an intake and exhaust yesterday.
Buyer: Yeah I know but I need more power. How about that turbo kit
Cahier:Okay that will be 3000.00
Buyer:Okay I'll take it.
Buyer: Also I need some 19 inch Axxis wheels
Cashier: Okay that will be 2000.00
Buyer: Heres my bank card
Cashier: Credit or Debit
Buyer: Debit
Cashier: You dont have enough
Buyer: Credit then
Cashier: You've got the mod bug bad. You've got modificationitis

by Erik aka Red November 10, 2007

modified pockets

pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.

"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"

by kackub June 30, 2009

Modified Dutch Oven

Similar to a standard Dutch Oven however you hock a loogie on the ceiling above the head of the person you are attempting to Dutch Oven. The person is then forced to choose. Option #1 let the loogie fall and hit them in the face or Option #2, pull the covers over their head and hold their breathe until the loogie falls, thus self inflicting the Dutch Oven.

Hey Jonny how did that Modified Dutch Oven Go last night? Great she went for option 2 and ran out of breathe. She ended up with both options.. It was EPIC>>

by vinnypo3 March 19, 2011

moditing

Changing, modifying, editing, remaking, altering, adjusting, redefining, or any and all of the above. Can be done to custom maps in a game, or to a piece of art in real life. Can basically be done to anything that exists.

I wanted to make a mod, so I tried moditing, but the editor wouldn't work.

by 1cec0ld March 19, 2011

Modified Streaking

It's just like streaking, except your down to your underwear. Simple.

What did you do last night?
We got down to our undies and we ran to the store and back.

So you went Modified Streaking?
Sure?

by Superstar 18298 August 7, 2011

Modiitis

A disease affecting communal, right-wing politicians. Symptoms include habitual lying, megalomaniacal tendencies, twisted world-view, awkward public display of affection towards world leaders and lack of conscience/guilt/remorse.

The Indian PM suffers from a virulent form of Modiitis.

by Captain.India October 24, 2017

Modified Goodman

Greasy Sex Position:

When you and your bitch are lubed up in the backseat of your car trying to fuck. Key word "Trying"

Hey I got extra virgin olive oil and my dads Camaro. Wanna do the Modified Goodman in the backseat?

by BicBoi161616 February 28, 2018