A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.
Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.
Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.
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by Modestoian October 9, 2009
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