Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

semen mitt

Anything that will or can catch semen.Some favorite mitts are vaginas , mouth, and titts.

Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.

by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009

Mitt RINO

Mitt Romney's real name.

It actually isn't...but being a Republican-In-Name-Only (RINO) politician, it fits him better.

"Hey, ya wanna see Mitt Romney naked?"

"Umm..."

"Here it is!" *Shows a picture of a rhinoceros* "I call it Mitt RINO!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2020

mitt (racism)

putrid offensive word for “black person; coon; nigger” (The word “mitt” (racism) is 500% more vulgar than the word “dick”.)

Don’t call any black people a mitt (racism). It is racist and extremely offensive.

by forehard bill March 18, 2019

Shit-Mitt

The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"

I got a Shit-Mitt from Steve's wife.

by Kal-El March 5, 2004

Mitt Romney

A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.

"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney

"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney

Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"

Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"

by Frtyishawt December 8, 2012

Mitt Romney

Irrelevant

If learning is difficult the learner will not want to waste time on tasks which appear Mitt Romney to their purpose.

by sbus November 10, 2012