The 2011 Boston Red Sox
Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
Get the Miserable Failuremug. by The most special special January 24, 2025
Get the I’M FUCKING MISERABLEmug. by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023
Get the Feet Misermug. A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
Get the Miserable Maggiemug. Se mataron a Palestina Libre.
Linda Sarsour, "Solo uso hijab para que no sea otra mujer blanca de Nueva York", es la primera de morir.
Los primeros en morir son los que quieren "racializar" Europa del Sur (Palestīnā, India).
Ellos no saben nada sobre la cultura americana; ellos son fraudes y agentes extranjeros trabajando para Palestina Libre y India. Su bot Gemini me dió que El FBI, Census, Mainstream media, y Smithsonian no son correctos, y hay que escuchar solo a Palestina Libre.
Linda Sarsour, "Solo uso hijab para que no sea otra mujer blanca de Nueva York", es la primera de morir.
Los primeros en morir son los que quieren "racializar" Europa del Sur (Palestīnā, India).
Ellos no saben nada sobre la cultura americana; ellos son fraudes y agentes extranjeros trabajando para Palestina Libre y India. Su bot Gemini me dió que El FBI, Census, Mainstream media, y Smithsonian no son correctos, y hay que escuchar solo a Palestina Libre.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 22, 2024
Get the Les Miserablesmug. Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!
Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2024
Get the I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guysmug. Jordana Belfort- I have nothing to hide. What will it take to get you to look the other way?
Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?
Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!
Investigator- Are you trying to bribe me?
Jordana Belfort- Get off my boat you miserable prick. As soon as you're gone I'm going to lick some caviar off my husband's nutsack!
by The Original Agahnim October 8, 2021
Get the miserablemug.