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Mind your fucking business

It means to worry about your mother fucking self . And to stay out of other real niggas business
Fuck person: Samantha is a hoe . I heard she was...
Real nigga: Stfu and mind your fucking business
by Trillwally March 25, 2016
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Mind Your Fucking Business

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by RyanCohen'sMonacle April 14, 2021
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Mind your fucking business

Basically stfu marlon you was love island and you got kicked off because you kicked Molly's pussy.
Marlon aka Sharif you to mind your fucking business because you got kick off love island.
by Dark_chocolate_boii June 20, 2019
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Are you out of your fucking mind?

Something someone says when they are mad at or are stunned by person.

It is also something Dane Cook wants to say.
If someone was running into a burning building with bare feet, a person would say, "Are you out of your fucking mind?"
by KevMic21 November 15, 2010
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Are you out of your fucking mind?

Me: Are you out of your fucking mind?
My retarded friend: Hamburger.
by Seksel January 27, 2020
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Mind fuck

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare
Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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