Mike

A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.
Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt
by Killacarlos619 January 23, 2018
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Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
"He is my future," she said; thinking about nothing but Mike.
"And i think you're his."
by Reality's blood December 05, 2016
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Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;
by dorkloaf97 December 28, 2018
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Mike with the big dick
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This ugly motherfucker who thinks he sooooooooo cool but really hes a trash licking sock fucking pencil sucking white haired leg shaven roach, who reminds me of a retarted albino beaver who got repeatativly wacked with a large rusty pair of sunglasses. plus he hits girls. his mom is a witchbitch.
Taylor: Um, is that mike over there in the grass?!?
David: No, silly goose, thats just dog shit.
by LAdy gaga June 21, 2012
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A nickname for a skinny ass white boy whos name is actually michael. They tend to be fake and trick valnurable girls so they can get what they want. They tend to be very horny and very shallow. They will take any ass they can get but they will only date girls who they think are smoking hot. Basically they dont care about anyone but themselves and will do anything for a good laugh.
Omg I cant believe I fell for Mike again im so stupid!
by chucknorris103 June 15, 2009
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A guy who wears navy blue Mock Turtle Neck sweaters from Abercrombie. Mike is a quick cummer and frequently gets caught masturbating in public by the police. Mike has a dirty car and has little girls panties on the front seat of his car.
Hey Mike, " Nice Mock Turtle Neck Fuck Face."
by assassin3111 September 04, 2009
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