Minnesota Mallard Migration

When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.

John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.

by DXbuddie November 27, 2019

Migration

I mean, it makes sense. It's the only place I can't nuke.

Hym "I am going to ship a bunch of death bots here though so... You know, get your filthy Midwestern Emo daughters ready for breeding. Highest migration in 20 years."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025

Migration

The greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation and the family-friendly movie-event of the holiday season. It's development and release marks the pinnacle of human achievement. The only downside to this movie event is that once you see it, everything else in life (TV shows, food, theme parks and ESPECIALLY other movies) will become mundane at best and disgusting at worst. That is because nothing will ever compare to this, the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation and the family-friendly movie event of the holiday season. I've seen it in theaters FIVE times with is 999,950 times too few. I'm going to get the DVD as soon as it is released so I can take pleasure in the showing it to my children and they can take pleasure in showing it to their children and they can take pleasure showing it to their children until the end of time. My favorite part of the movie was when Pam the mama duck said, "It's not about migration, it's about adventure.", and proceeded to migrate all over the screen. It was truly one of the migrations of all time. Like fine wine, it gets even better with age.

Me and the bois went to see Migration, the greatest cinematic masterpiece of our generation and the family-friendly movie-event of the holiday season in theaters last night. Needless to say, we were all inducted into the church of Migration, with crazy Uncle Dan (played by Danny Devito) as our god.

by migratej February 29, 2024