microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

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Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.

"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap

by Apple FTW April 27, 2012

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Microsplaining

When a person uses a lot of words but has very little to say.

Ugh, Riley is microsplaining again! They never shut up!

by Nikixo November 27, 2018

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A seemingly random period of time required for a (Microsoft) computer system to recognize changes made and begin working properly. This phrase is most commonly associated with Active Directory (Windows Server) applications.

"I just changed your password on the server, so in 15 Microsoft minutes you should be able to log on. If it still doesn't work after 15 minutes wait another hour and it should work then."

by Carl Boyd October 8, 2004

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Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

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Microsuck

An insult to refer to Microsoft for their errors in console gaming ventures, such as the way the backwards compatibility in the x-box360 is flawed and has trouble working sometimes with what should have been easy games to incorporate into the system. Thus the angry response of "Damn you Microsuck!"
And possibly a "Dear ass faces letter"

Murphy:Dude whats wrong?
Ryan:Damn Microsuck and their stupid system!
Murphy:What?
Ryan:Okay if the game lags out during KOTR2 and I die at the START thats a fail on Microsuck.

by Irish teddy bear April 6, 2009

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