Microphone Head

Look at the top of your head.

Dis Bois head is a microphone head.

by Bottletop69 May 28, 2018

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.

1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

microphone ii

microphone is from an object show called inanimate insanity that I will go insane for

someone: what's your opinion on m-
me: BARK BARK BARK I LOVE MICROPHONE II SHES SO HOT BARK

by rullski June 2, 2023

teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone

Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE

by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021

microphone

A thing that is used to stick up peoples asses to listen inside

"Honey, I'm ready. Get the microphone"

by TTV BenDaSheep April 10, 2024

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020