metric

Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck
is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.

Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked!
Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live.

by benormous April 30, 2006

metric shitload

An EU imposed measurement of manure.

"oh arr, I used twenty metric shitloads on that there field of artichokes"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

Merrick

An all out asshole, but he has lots of confidence and will do almost anything on a dare or for money

That kid Merrick, he's fuckin crazy.

by Fuck aleck November 17, 2016

Merick

A guy that is amazing, fun, athletic and talented at playing musical instruments. Anybody that is his friend is very lucky to be friends with him, he always cares about his friends and family, and he would love his girlfriend with his whole soul. He can get hurt a little easy, but that doesn’t stop him from being himself.

Friend: hey my friend Is so nice and kind to me
Other friend: you mean A Merick right?

by Keememestar666 November 15, 2018

metric shitload

1. lots, tons, extremely...
2. equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

i just downloaded a metric shitload of porn!!!

by Mike mam September 13, 2003

metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 14, 2009

metric bitch

a very large bitch; a unit of measurement defining an extremely large bitch; larger than an english bitch; a bitch that weighs a ton.

That chick is a metric bitch.

by nick May 6, 2007