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R.A.W Method

A method of winning over women & men sexually. R. stands for Romance. in the first stage you romance the woman, lots of eye contact singing to them sweet words. A. stands for abuse, in the second stage you are rude give them back handed compliments & damage their self-esteem. W. stands for wiener, whip it out & show them what you got. Follow the raw method & they'll be yours.
Bro 1: so you tried the R.A.W method? did you get the girl?...Bro 2: no-uh it didn't work, i couldn't stay hard long enough...Bro 1: Loser
by Mr. Goocher December 7, 2018
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Wisdom Method

Step 1. Open the door to the bathroom
Step 2. Take a roll of toilet paper and and place some toilet paper into the bowl.
Step 3. Shit. Devour the bathroom. Watch YouTube or Porn.
Step 4. Flush the toilet. If you’re lucky enough, it won’t clog, if so you’re fucked and like the creator the shit water spilled over the bowl on the floor and had to clean it up so learn a lesson.

Pros to this method: leaves the shit halfway breathing so it stinks up the fucking room for the next shitter and helps avoid water splash up the asshole.
Advice: Be careful! Happy Shitting!
I used the Wisdom Method today to avoid water splashing up my ass!
by Moo Shu June 10, 2019
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the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
by nicole aka the haute 'haüsen December 28, 2008
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Florentine Method

The process of, during sex, grabbing the base of the penis and pulling the skin back to tighten it around the shaft, making it sensitive, in order to decrease the amount of time to have an orgasm.
The flight attendant was knocking on the door while I was having sex with Molly, so she used the Florentine Method to wrap it up.
by John Manlapid May 30, 2006
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Anfernee method

A fully-accepted method to pass a subject in which copulation of the student with the professor is exhibited.
Boy 1: Dude, I think I'm gonna fail my engineering class.
Boy 2: Don't worry! Use the Anfernee method
Boy 1: Great idea! Although, my prof is kinda old..
by CONQUEROR OF PUSSIES December 12, 2012
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Hemingway Method

A method of doing school work based on the quote by Ernest Hemingway, "Write drunk; edit sober." This can use any method of inebriation be it drugs or alcohol, you just can't be sober. This tends to work best when you have time to sober up and edit the essay.
I really couldn't get any inspiration for my Sociology mid-term, so I resorted to the Hemingway Method. Surprisingly enough drunk me is filled with ideas, I got an A, mind you my friend you must have time to sober up before you turn in the essay.
by Carsen Tyler July 28, 2012
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Mendoza Method

The king of Phone sex and the car method
Hey I seen my girl today and use the Mendoza Method
by 4KGOD December 22, 2020
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