1.Prussia`s awsome sitck down there... enough said
2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.
3.A joke started by a fan about prussia
durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".
2.A Hetalia fan on LiveJournal made a list of average penis size by country. Since Prussia no longer exists (much to all Prussia's fans' chagrin), it was listed as having an average penis size of five meters.
3.A joke started by a fan about prussia
durring a discussion about the average penis sizes of men in various countries. As it was based on a recent survey using empirical data, information on Prussia was absent due to the dissolution of his country. After one fan stated that Prussia was "five meters long", the joke quickly caught on as a meme and fanworks with Prussia can often be seen referencing his "five meters", sometimes also called "five meters of awesome".
by lilymoonstar November 3, 2013
Get the 5 meters mug.The Scale that shows how scotchy someone is. At the top of the scale is the Scotchy Mother, then Pork Scotch. The Meter shows that no one in the Scotchy World is as Scotchy as The Scotchy Mother. She is even more scotchy than THE Pork Scotch.
Scotchy Mother: I'm the Scotchiest person in the world. The Scotchy Meter says so. I'm even Scotchier than my son, he'll never beat me.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
Pork Scotch: Yes I will, Mum. Don't forget I'm a Koala.
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The asshole meter is a way that you can rate yourself to find out if you are a complete and utter asshole. The meter goes like this.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Level 1: Jerk, probably where most people fall on this list, they're generally nice people but at times can be a bit of a dickhead.
Level 2: Dick, this is the guy who you see calling girls "his bitches" and trying to get on every girl he sees.
Level 3: Douchebag, popped collar, hair gelled, sunglasses at night, you know the deal.
Level 4: Asshole, if you rate here, then you probably don't have many friends, you're an asshole all the time, you're that guy who scream at the drive through worker for ten minutes for forgetting the straw, or the guy who would literally steal candy from a baby.
Girl 1: I think I might like Joe.
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
Girl 2: Really he is such a douche on the asshole meter.
Girl 1: Really I only thought he was a dick?
Girl 2: Look at the collar! And it's ten o'clock at night, why the hell is he wearing sunglasses?
by ProjectACR May 13, 2011
Get the Asshole Meter mug.A series where a popular Youtuber (Penguinz0/Cr1tikal/Charlie) gives reviews on movies, shows, and games. He is always very honest with his reviews and is never hesitant to fully hate on the movie/game/show if he does not like it. At the end of the video he rates how good it was anywhere from 0% to 100%.
"Have you watched that new horror movie that came out a few weeks ago?"
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
"No, I was going to until I watched Cr1tukal's Moist Meter on it."
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Get the 3 meter flatty mug.When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.
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Get the bs-o-meter mug.Flaming weed that shoots into the back of your throat when you're sucking real hard to get the last hit. Best seen at night when your friend is hitting a glass piece.
Ooo. You get a meteorite, dude? Cough it out, bro. Cough it out. Want a Shasta? They're in the cooler. You're all right.
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