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Meteorite 

Flaming weed that shoots into the back of your throat when you're sucking real hard to get the last hit. Best seen at night when your friend is hitting a glass piece.
Ooo. You get a meteorite, dude? Cough it out, bro. Cough it out. Want a Shasta? They're in the cooler. You're all right.
Meteorite by FriendoftheDude January 20, 2014
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meteorite 

a dank nugget which is ejected from a marijuana smoking device upon exhale
dawg!!! you just lost my OG in a mothafuckin meteorite!!!!
meteorite by richmoney February 26, 2009

Meteorite 

A rock from space, the purchase and collection of which becomes more additive than crack. collectors start with one then just need that one more....
Meteorites rock! , is this a meteorite or a meteorwrong?
Meteorite by mackyd August 20, 2009

Meteorite 

A term used in place of “Poop”, except more so meaning a poop taken after being constipated from Herion, pills - opiates. So referring to the turd as being hard and knobby, from being backed up for days, or weeks.
Man I shit a meteorite this morning, had my butthole bleeding!
After shitting that meteorite this morning, my anus is sore!
I swear my asshole is looser now after pushing out that massive meteorite!
Meteorite by Kayy1227 September 20, 2020

meteorite 

a male with red pubic hairs. therefore his penis looks like a meteorite. A fire crotch only on a man.
" heyy look its a red head"
"you know what that meannnsss"
" dude do u have have a meteorite?"

Meteorite-Walk-home 

A Meteorite-Walk-home is when one is walking home after many alcoholic beverages and the stability and co-ordination of that persons walk is almost as if they are walking through a meteorite shower that only they can see, involving staggering, tripping and the occasional fall.
"Oh my, Natalie is so drunk I think she may be in for a heavy Meteorite-walk-home later"

meteorite men

A show that makes whale wars look like never before seen color footage of WW2. By far the most boring show ever
Hey guys if I dont slit my wrist today lets watch meteorite men; that should be enough to push me off the edge.
meteorite men by Gorilla Arms March 10, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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