Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer
Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win
by Luna marrie March 3, 2017
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Merp

a way of non-human communicating mostly in furries. merp is also a way of saying multiple things based off of what you capitalize it as. Merp (m--er--p) means "love" mErp (M--or---p) means "hate"and MERP (m--ar--p) means "crap"
"i'm gonna MERP on your head because i mErp you and then Sasha wont Merp you anymore."
by Moonstar of shadowclan October 30, 2023
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Merped

To do something so legend you merped it, can also be used as "merp" or "merpin
"I just merped this level"
by Iwantlemonpepperwings August 9, 2021
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merp

What you say when you don't have an adequate response and are somewhat embarrassed or insecure about the subject matter.
Jack: So, how do your parents feel about us going out?
Annie: Merp.

Mom: How prepared are you to file your own taxes for the first time?
Jimmy: Merp.

Chris: What will it take for you to admit that you like me?
Lindsey: Merp!
by Lynxical September 21, 2016
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merp

Etymology:
I first heard the word "merp" in April 1984 when I started a new job. A fellow named Irwin Arnstein, one of the more unique computer programmers on the team, used it instead of "Hi. How you doing?" the very first time I passed him in the hallway, I stopped and asked what he meant and he explained it was a word he used when he passed someone, wanted to be polite and acknowledge their presence but didn't actually want to engage in a conversation about how their day or life was going. I got the impression from Irwin and other people in the office that he had made up the word some time earlier,

A few years later a short section of concrete sidewalk was poured near my office. Late that night I was one of the last people to leave the office and saw the cement was still curing. On impulse I knelt down and wrote "Merp!" and added a smiley face in the wet cement. Last time I looked (1993) it was still there. I'm curious if it's still there today. The address is 222 Municipal Drive, Richardson, Texas. The company is long gone now, but the building is still there (at least on Google Streetview). The cement in question was about halfway between the main doors facing South and the SW corner of the building if someone wants to go look. :)
I could day "How are you?" but since I don't actually want to know I'll just say "Merp".
by Kazrak January 3, 2017
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Merp

What you say when you fell like being random, and funny
Jeff: do you ever get tired of being random?
John: Merp
Jeff: me neither
by Blubber Duck August 23, 2016
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Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.
That Sam is such a merp.
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