merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

by lew$eRonnie January 11, 2012

Merkel

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.

Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 5, 2009

Merkel

A longhaired bastard that likes to surf, while smoking a corncob pipe. He is known to shout Mahalo at the top of his lungs while peeing on the top of his moped.

holy shit, did you see that merkel in the bushes, he was totally smoking reefer.

by Burnzarelli November 26, 2010

Merked

Something that sparks a reaction from kids that makes them go "Ohhhhhhhh" caused by physical harm, something that hurts someone with ridiculous overkill.

Seal team six bursted into a pub through a window and on the way in someone gets booted in the face, the victim would be "merked"

by aidnaam January 14, 2018

Merked

n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills

Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.

by drugssince93' May 13, 2013

merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 22, 2007