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marketing garp

Misleading nonsense used by major corporations to deceive customers.
Twitter was the free speech wing of the free speech party, and Facebook was making the world more open and connected, but not really. That was all just marketing garp.
by Realist2020 June 24, 2020
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Merpling

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).
Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.
by ESilencer March 7, 2021
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Marketing Terrorist

A marketer who makes extreme, sweeping statements about marketing because they have a hidden agenda.

Marketing Terrorist's claims usually come down to some "us vs them" narrative. The most popular form of marketing terrorism is proclaiming some marketing concepts as "dead".
BRUCE: Are you seriously doing lead generation? Lead generation is dead! You should be generating demand on dark social!

CALVIN: Don't be such as Marketing Terrorist. You're just saying that to sell us your demand generation consulting services.
by Calvin Blanc October 22, 2022
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myspace marketing

-noun or verb
the act of having all your top guy or girl friends post innocuous and suggestive comments leading those who are spyspacing you into believing that you are spaceplaying them.
The truth is never really known.
Rachel: Eric left a myspace marketing comment that sounds like we are dating!
Monica: Good, now spyspacers will think you are getting some action with a hottie!
Rachel: I am gonna spaceplay that guy who blew me off last Saturday.
by Sessa Bellz October 10, 2007
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Boston Marketing

Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.
"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"
by @catfur July 4, 2012
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predatory marketing

Disrespectful, inconsiderate, and at times aggressive and ultimately hurtful marketing to help manufacturers and retailers take as much advantage of consumers as possible.
Decades ago every item sold in a store had a price tag, now the retailers don't waste energy, thus money, sticking a price tag on each item or at least displaying a sign that informs consumers the price. That is just one example of predatory marketing. My definition of 'predatory marketing' is different than a more common one which states that it is any activity instigated—usually, by the larger manufacturer—to tangibly harm or eliminate smaller competitiors.
by but for January 20, 2018
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Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
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