meanopause

Sometimes you’re a total bitch going through menopause, and other times you’re a fucking rock star fucking your husband every night!!!

Honey, why are you treating me like you’re in meanopause, when last night you had your finger in my butt!!

by Katz’s March 11, 2020

Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.

Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.

by takis_areweird May 11, 2021

Metapause

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022

Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

manopause

Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.

No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.

Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.

by dikdikachtung September 30, 2023

Metapause

A deliberate pause taken after effort, where the mind continues working subconsciously, leading to sudden growth or clarity when you return.

Artists: “I’m on a metapause from anatomy studies , I’ll come back sharper.”

Gamers: “Took a metapause from ranked, came back cracked.”

Writers: “This draft needs a metapause before I edit.”

Everyday life: “I had to metapause on that decision, now it makes sense.”

by Vincent Freke September 8, 2025