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Meat Punch

A punch that prior to, one must rub their entire hand in the crevice between their balls and leg.(Most effective after a thorough workout)

Also called Tuna Slap, The Belgian Greeting, and Grandpa's Whistle.
Uncle Gary doles out a mean Meat Punch!
by SneakyPriest June 28, 2011
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Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.
I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!
by The Big TMG September 25, 2013
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Slob meat

Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.
by hidear November 5, 2017
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meat crayon

When a person or part of it is dragged on a rough surface hard enough to cause excoriation or abrasion of the skin and/or flesh, leaving a "trail of meat" behind, like a crayon.
He turned into a meat crayon after he fell from the skate.
by Metiolate March 17, 2022
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meat planet

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.
by Hugh Johnson July 31, 2006
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Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.
(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"
by Walther Darre March 6, 2010
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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.
I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."
by bowlfullofjelly August 16, 2011
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