masty

A shortened version of Masturbation

"What did you do last night?"
"I had a masty."

by Invaderzim44 March 26, 2010

meaty slit

A swolen, wet, hot, horny pussy. i love mine...I like to masturbate with a vibrator in it and rub my pussy at a rapid speed for maximum cum.

My meaty slit was pounded by jeff.

by hot lizzie October 13, 2008

Meaty Taco

1. A real thick set of meat curtains that look like flank steak in a taco.

2. The kind of pussy lips that you can tie in a knot

Johnny: Man, that girl Mary sure did have some nice tits, how was her Va-J-J?

Billy: After I motor-boated that bitch, I slide down her panties and out flopped a Meaty Taco!

by Tmoney35 May 26, 2010

Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off

Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango

by MastyTango August 2, 2016

poo masty

The act of masturbation while excreting feces so that as the semen is emitted from the penis in an orgasm a poo is shot out of the anus at the same time, creating intense euphoria.

Ohh man I had the best poo masty 10 mins ago, there is semen on the floor

by RORYKNIGHT October 16, 2008

meaty chomp

Over-used, abused, beat up, Chunk of loose, low hanging vagina. Resembles pork and gravy. A vagina that looks like chopped meat.

Did you hear that Haley has a meaty chomp?

by jimd October 31, 2007

Cack Meast

Results from a Pap Smear displayed on an overhead-projector.

Brian: Dude, I just totally Cack Measted my patient and told her she couldn't have kids.

by Yes, its Brian January 25, 2008