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rockspring mcdonalds

Where cool kids (read: losers with no lives) hang out every day. And by "every day", I mean they get off the bus and go straight to McDonalds and proceed to stay there for hours at a time. Said "cool kids" are unable to get a job at McDonalds, because they're idiots. They also occasionally get boyfriends there. There is the occasional lesbian there at work, and a herd of glaring old people. Note: Do not talk to the lady that cleans the tables!
Girl 1: Hey, do you want to go the Rockspring McDonalds to pick up guys?
Girl 2: That's where I got my last five boyfriends! Sure!
by League of The Old People December 9, 2008
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Brad McConnell

A little old man, he tends to work twice as hard as anyone else while only getting half as much done. He is very small, but a master of karate, his mind is his dojo, he floats like a butterfly and stings like a weaker butterfly.
Man, I wouldn't fight Tim Lamay if I were you, he's a scary dude!
Are you kidding? He's a regular Brad McConnell
by RoderC January 8, 2019
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Minerva McGonagall

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.
Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.
by nonojuststop October 13, 2019
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McDonald's fart

When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.
The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.
by A-roo February 5, 2007
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ronald mcdonald

by Poopsy July 8, 2003
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McDonalds

McDonalds, we make your heart a more efficient machine by making it work TWICE AS HARD!
by xul8tr July 3, 2003
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mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.
Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad
by Tj1700 April 18, 2016
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