mathism

Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things

My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem

by Superior Archont March 28, 2005

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

Mathias

Handsome man. He`s born with a big penis. He can have any girl in the word because of his oversized dick and great personality.

How you can make love like Mathias.

by loveboy55 January 19, 2018

Mathisism

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok

Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?

by Thicctator February 20, 2019

Mathis

A Mathis is someone who is smart, strong but a little to kind and that’s why he is not the best with women. He often gets rejected or friendzoned.

1- ohh look at this Mathis! He has no girlfriend

2- OUCH!!! I just punched a wall and broke my hand. I did a Mathis

by BigDickSimon October 9, 2020

Mathieu

Matthieu is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh, and is really funny. Girls like this kind of guy, because he is very manly. One other thing about Matthieu's are that they are very good in bed.

Mathieu is the best at everything!

by King243 November 4, 2018