Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

kim mathers

Kim Mathers, a confused woman in a explosive relationship the arguements are hot the sex is hot n the ex very hot!!!! JUST A NORMAL WOMAN -weve all been there, well i have anyway.

One minute there crazy in love the next minute just pure crazy.

by Kim (yea i know) January 11, 2005

mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".

That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

the carpet matches the drapes

Hair and Pubes Must Match...DUH!

Hey baby...Do you know that the carpet matches the drapes?

by The Boy Who fucked your girl January 19, 2018

Matches Are Free

A statement made when an object is of no use or worthless. Can also be used as a derogatory term towards someones possesions.

Mike asked me what I thought of his new car.
I told him Matches Are Free...

by Lenny C October 30, 2007

matherbater

Someone who likes to do math alone.

What’s Mike thinking about? He’s Home alone doing math equations in his head. He’s a matherbater

by Big Daddu Mike May 16, 2020