mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.

anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes

by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell May 31, 2004

mashed potatoes

Cum basically. It came about when Lindsay was makeing a certain hand motion when saying the words "Mashed Potatoes" since that moment it has been witnessed and understood but many of Massapequa's youth and a Mall security guard.

Brittney-You eat mashed potatoes today Christa?
Christa-No but maybe next tuesday. You have any lately?
Britteney-*Laughing*

by The Onion February 12, 2005

Mashed Potatoes

The act of defecating onto one's chest, then dipping one's ballsack into the feces, leaving a crater. Then peeing into said crater. Creating a mashed potatoes-with-some-gravy inspired look.

My girlfriend is so weird, she let me do Mashed Potatoes to her.

My girl was pissing me off so I gave her some Mashed Potatoes to wake up to.

by Lienad15 April 19, 2014

Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009