Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.
Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"
by shoewhore October 25, 2008
Get the Maintenance Texts mug.A man who is called upon for simple maintenance issues a woman may have. For example, unclogging her pipes, knocking wood, or laying pipe. The woman is typically a YUPI who is not interested in a relationship, at least not with the man in question. The maintenance man usually does his job in the late evening and leaves when the "job" is complete. Maintenance man services are free of charge.
Ex. 1: I hear Baltimore has a lot of girls just looking for a maintenance man.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
Ex. 2: Yeh, I'm doing part time maintenance man work now, but I'm looking to pick up a few more clients.
by Smooth Operator March 1, 2006
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by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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There are always good, chill vibes surrounding her. You will instantly fall in love with her, as she brings together everything good and has a pure soul.
She is also incredibly smart and witty.
She is the kind of girl that will faszinate you with both her looks and her personality, a true beauty from the European south. If you know a Maite, you can consider yourself lucky, she has a great, honest heart that feels nothing but love.
There are always good, chill vibes surrounding her. You will instantly fall in love with her, as she brings together everything good and has a pure soul.
She is also incredibly smart and witty.
She is the kind of girl that will faszinate you with both her looks and her personality, a true beauty from the European south. If you know a Maite, you can consider yourself lucky, she has a great, honest heart that feels nothing but love.
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Get the Manitoba Hotdog mug.To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011
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