A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.
"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."
by catspajamas [ecb] June 17, 2008
That bitch had mamma jamma titties.
by scotty July 09, 2003
by Blah!!! July 24, 2014
The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.
by Johnny26 April 26, 2006
a drink served constantly on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines. Many people like to keep the glasses as a parting gift.
by sean fernald July 19, 2006
by DB January 14, 2005
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